幼稚园教师汪小(xiǎo )云(📒)在一(yī )个晚(🔼)上出外看戏消遗(🛍),看(kàn )(🕰)完戏后(🍥)碰上(shàng )打劫(jié )银(🆖)行(háng )(🥈)携着(🛤)四千万(🔬)赃(🏴)款逃走(zǒu )的(de )重伤劫(jié )匪阿(ā )B,她被(bèi )(❣)挟持到(dào )夜店(diàn ),在一间夜店中她和(🤷)售货员玲玲等(děng )和阿B发生纠(🛹)缠,阿B后来(lái )(🛺)伤(📞)重死去。 小云，玲(líng )玲和师姐，在玲玲(🐖)表姊小倩(⏺)的指挥下，企图毁(huǐ )尸(📯)灭迹(🛑)，平(píng )分赃款。岂料劫(🎛)匪(🌊)同当党追踪而至，贼首大(dà )哥等对她(tā )们(🙄)企图先奸后杀，幸(⏰)得警(🍄)察把(bǎ )他(tā )们及时救出。 在围捕中，几经艰(jiān )险(xiǎn )才(cái )把(bǎ )全部匪徒逮(🌮)住，四千万赃款则(💔)在围捕中(zhōng )(👊)被炸药炸(🐾)毁了。
　　Upon entering a 24 hour convenience store, a criminal with a lonesome primary-school teacher as hostage is accidentally killed by her and the youthful attendant in their hilarious struggle to subdue him.
　　The two soon discover a stash of money on the man's person and along with another customer - an attractive model - they decide to cover up any evidence of the man's visit in a pact to split the money between themselves.
　　The group's seemingly full-proof plans are confounded by the vengeful acts of the money's rightful owner and a set of persistent, yet stupid and often comical policeman who hang around 'pursuing' the women.